Bristol Palin heckled after enjoying a fantastic mechanical bull ride

There’s a new Bristol Palin controversy. It involves a 47-year-old heckler, tragedy, flip-flops, alcohol, West Hollywood, ignorance, a mechanical bull, and the words “whore,” “devil” and “homosexual”. Basically, it was just like Bristol was back in Wasilla. Before I start in on Bristol and this situation, can I just admit

something? I’ve never had the chance to ride a mechanical bull, and seeing this bull’s moves… well, I kind of want to now. It looks like a lot of fun. This bull didn’t “buck” as much as other mechanical bulls that I’ve seen. This one just looks like he’s doing fun things to a lady’s vagina. No wonder Bristol is giving the bull that insane, high-pitched, screech-laugh. She’s feeling something she’s never felt before (and that’s a burn on Levi Johnston, not Bristol).

So as Bristol falls off the bull, she kind of lays there for a second in a post-orgasmic bliss (because, you know, that bull was magic!) and then this dude yells, “Your mother’s a WHORE!” Bristol smiles and makes eye-contact with the heckler, and gives him a little finger action (as in “come here”). Then Bristol makes her way past the dude that she leaves hanging for a orgasm-victory high five, and goes over to the heckler.

Bristol: What did you say?

Palin Hater: Your mother’s a whore. She’s the f–king devil, dude.

Bristol: Oh, is she? What did she do wrong?

PH: She lives, she breathes. If there is a hell, she will be there.

Bristol: Why is that?

PH: She’s evil.

Bristol: Is it because you’re a homosexual?

PH: Pretty much. And why do you say I’m a homosexual?

Bristol: Because I can just tell you are. And that’s why you don’t like my mom.

PH: No, that’s not why. Your mom is evil.

Bristol’s backup: How old are you?

PH: FORTY SEVEN YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!

Bristol’s backup: Okay, then leave her alone.

PH: Why? She came up to me.

Bristol’s backup: You said it first!

There’s more, but I didn’t feel like transcribing it. A couple of points.

1. Bristol is surprisingly filled with rage after her bull-orgasm. Usually, I just get sleepy afterwards.

2. Bristol’s gaydar is finely tuned. “Don’t like my mom” = GAY. Amazing.